Half baked knotted hankies on bodies like greased lobsters,
wave Kiss-Me -Quick hats at passing pedaloes
sliding through paella seas.
Extended and expended families
sway like corn to "The Birdy Song".
Natives ,like gaudy toilet roll holders,
spin faster than a lager louts' wallet.
Carlos loves Tracey, chips with everything.
Plastic keyrings and plastic promises.
The coach arrives,
returning them to factory lines on distant shore.
Carlos sips sangria with his wife once more.